1 00:00:06,889 --> 00:00:10,889 A Series Of Unfortunate Events S02E05 The Vile Village Part 1 2 00:00:10,890 --> 00:00:13,720 Turn around, turn around. 3 00:00:14,310 --> 00:00:18,100 Turn around, turn around. 4 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:21,770 This event will ruin your day, all your life and your days. 5 00:00:21,850 --> 00:00:25,350 Each episode only disappoints you. 6 00:00:25,430 --> 00:00:30,180 So turn away. Turn away, turn away. 7 00:00:30,850 --> 00:00:33,930 The VFD village is full of people with full order. 8 00:00:34,020 --> 00:00:37,430 The Quagmires are kidnapped again because of gems. 9 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:41,060 The Baudelaires should save them but ended up in prison. 10 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:45,270 You wish the situation would improve, but that opportunity is gone. 11 00:00:45,350 --> 00:00:49,720 Just turn away, turn away. 12 00:00:49,810 --> 00:00:53,390 There is only horror and hardship along the way. 13 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,560 A sane person asks, "Should I watch it?" And they will say... 14 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:01,350 Turn around, turn around, turn around. 15 00:01:01,430 --> 00:01:05,020 Turn around, turn around. 16 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:08,520 Turn around, turn around. 17 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:12,310 Turn around, turn around. 18 00:01:15,311 --> 00:01:17,276 For Beatrice. 19 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:21,577 When we are together I find it hard to breathe 20 00:01:22,378 --> 00:01:25,167 Now, you're not breathing. 21 00:01:27,372 --> 00:01:32,372 Visit a Trusted SBOBET Agent BCABOLA.COM 22 00:01:36,416 --> 00:01:39,458 If Baudelaire's orphan story is about car travel, 23 00:01:39,541 --> 00:01:43,791 then it's not enjoyable, it's uncomfortable, and it never ends. 24 00:01:47,791 --> 00:01:50,583 This journey is long never ending. 25 00:01:50,666 --> 00:01:52,875 Who would have thought the Hinterlands were so far away? 26 00:01:52,958 --> 00:01:55,375 That's why it's called Hinterlands. (remote area) 27 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:58,916 Don't act like you know, Klaus. Let me know when there's a turn. 28 00:02:00,117 --> 00:02:01,900 Has passed. 29 00:02:02,458 --> 00:02:05,958 My name is Lemony Snicket, and I have a sad promise 30 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:08,250 to tell life Baudelaire orphans, 31 00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:14,416 which will be here soon in an unprepossessing VFD village. 32 00:02:15,791 --> 00:02:19,333 Not long they will confused and surprised... 33 00:02:19,416 --> 00:02:22,416 with the village hall attractive but rickety. 34 00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:27,458 Despair and sadness are near a striking but strange landmark... 35 00:02:27,541 --> 00:02:29,208 named Fowl Fountain. 36 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:33,250 It was the Baudelaires' fate to get here. 37 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:35,125 But you can go somewhere else. 38 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:38,458 And right now, you'd hope so. 39 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:47,250 "It takes a village to care for a child." 40 00:02:47,916 --> 00:02:49,833 What a fun proverb. 41 00:02:49,916 --> 00:02:52,500 Proverbs are phrases which can sound mysterious, 42 00:02:52,583 --> 00:02:54,458 but, actually, it means wise. 43 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:55,625 We know the meaning of proverbs. 44 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:57,833 Then maybe you know the meaning of this one... 45 00:02:57,916 --> 00:03:01,833 responsibility to care for young people belongs to every member of society. 46 00:03:01,916 --> 00:03:04,708 That's what will happen to you in VFD village. 47 00:03:04,791 --> 00:03:06,500 Instead of having one guardian, 48 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:09,208 who could be killed or conspire with criminals, 49 00:03:09,291 --> 00:03:11,250 you'll have hundreds the person who takes care of you. 50 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:12,333 What could go wrong? 51 00:03:12,416 --> 00:03:14,833 Everything is wrong. Our friend disappeared twice. 52 00:03:14,916 --> 00:03:17,458 Yes. Well... 53 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:21,291 Have you seen this brochure? There's a picture. 54 00:03:24,625 --> 00:03:27,791 The whole village takes care of us? That's a lot of people. 55 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:31,083 I think they'll draw lots like in a Shirley Jackson story. 56 00:03:31,166 --> 00:03:34,083 Usually, I prefer it traditional family structure, 57 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:37,250 but for unknown reasons, both individual guardians... 58 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:39,541 as well as academic institutions going well for you guys. 59 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:41,208 The reason is known. The reason is Count Olaf. 60 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:43,500 He kept following us. He kidnaps the Quagmires. 61 00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:45,416 - Poor twins. - Triplets. 62 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:48,041 Twins. The death of their brother change their birth identity. 63 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:49,791 - No, that's not true. - That is not important. 64 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:52,541 Thanks to the constant coverage in my wife's newspaper, 65 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:54,750 I'm sure Count Omar will be caught soon. 66 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:57,083 - Olaf. - Yes, I mean Omar. 67 00:03:57,166 --> 00:04:00,500 Besides, I doubt he can found you guys in the Hinterlands. 68 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:03,250 That will take a long time never ending. 69 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:11,541 We follow the Baudelaires throughout endless time. 70 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:13,041 Isn't that amazing? 71 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:15,000 Fleeing by car it's like no other. 72 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:17,416 I need to escape from that dark and dirty city, 73 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,083 and everyone who chase me there. 74 00:04:20,208 --> 00:04:22,375 Be honest. How's my hat? 75 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:24,708 - You look beautiful. - If only my skin was like yours. 76 00:04:24,791 --> 00:04:27,000 - I wish I wore your skin. - You look charming. 77 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:30,208 Don't look, though someone is following us. 78 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:33,583 I said don't look. Forget it. 79 00:04:33,666 --> 00:04:37,166 Oh no. Is it the paparazzi or the press? 80 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:40,041 Or my husband? His lawyer called me. 81 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:41,625 That's a taxi. About 1 mile back. 82 00:04:41,708 --> 00:04:43,625 He's been behind us all along endless time. 83 00:04:43,708 --> 00:04:46,791 You're just saying it now? 84 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:49,291 - I want to make a surprise? - Is that the police? 85 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:51,041 Why do police take taxis? 86 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:53,708 It seemed he obeyed speed limit rules. 87 00:04:53,791 --> 00:04:57,958 There is only 1 taxi driver I know who always obeys the rules. 88 00:04:58,041 --> 00:05:03,750 There's a shortcut around here. Just look at the way Snicket follows us. 89 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:11,166 He just turned left without turning on the turn signal. 90 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:14,916 The man's crimes knew no bounds. But we'll get to it soon. 91 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,541 He's after the Baudelaires, and we know their purpose. 92 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:22,875 VFDs. Dazzling fountain. 93 00:05:22,958 --> 00:05:24,833 Isn't that normal? the fountain has water? 94 00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:27,250 Normally, but this is a "dry province." No water. 95 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,666 That means no alcohol. 96 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:32,791 Just the same. You guys wait here, 97 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:35,166 while I went to the village hall and complete your documents. 98 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,500 Then I'll go. 99 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,375 I have to drive far back to town, 100 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:40,500 and my wife and I have tickets to the theater. 101 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:42,916 Sunny, don't feed the pigeons. 102 00:05:42,917 --> 00:05:44,211 Crow. 103 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:47,375 I read 3 books about crows. They are not dangerous. 104 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:50,000 There is a word to mention large group of crows. 105 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,500 I can't remember it. 106 00:05:51,501 --> 00:05:52,874 Exaltation. (grand) 107 00:05:52,875 --> 00:05:55,291 - That's for Larks. - Hopefully we're in the right place. 108 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:57,291 This village is called VFD. There's definitely a connection. 109 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:59,958 We got the wrong VFD at Veblen Hall. We could get the wrong VFD again. 110 00:06:00,041 --> 00:06:02,000 I hope Duncan and Isadora are here. 111 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:04,958 Me too. Maybe we can asked the residents here. 112 00:06:04,959 --> 00:06:05,959 Who? 113 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,416 You mean... 114 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,000 Owl sounds... 115 00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:11,833 It's great that you coach your bird call, 116 00:06:11,916 --> 00:06:13,333 but you guys have a meeting. 117 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:14,833 The Council of Elders will meet you. 118 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,125 - Council of Elders? - Will meet you guys. 119 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:20,750 They know all about VFDs. They are as wise as... 120 00:06:23,041 --> 00:06:27,208 What are the famous birds mysterious and wise? 121 00:06:27,291 --> 00:06:29,125 - If they knew everything... - They can help. 122 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:31,833 Egrets! No, Mockingbird. 123 00:06:31,916 --> 00:06:33,458 Goodbye, Mr. Poe. Thanks for the ride. 124 00:06:33,541 --> 00:06:35,541 Grackles? No, I'll remember later. 125 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:38,125 Maybe a blue-footed rock goose? 126 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:41,500 Didn't I see the bar around here earlier? 127 00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:49,000 This bar is the perfect place to hiding while hunting down the Baudelaires. 128 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:52,916 Ooh, there's a pole. Are you sure this isn't a club? 129 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,250 That's a fire pole, darling. 130 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:56,833 This bar was once a fire station before closing... 131 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,583 because things are complicated and mysterious. 132 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:03,500 I see they haven't changed little decoration. Bar keeper! 133 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:08,833 It seems like no one is been here a long time ago. 134 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:10,958 Maybe this is a dry province. 135 00:07:11,041 --> 00:07:14,458 Oh, sweet and fresh province. 136 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,916 I can't... 137 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,291 Breathe, breathe, Esme. You sound like that banker. 138 00:07:30,666 --> 00:07:34,291 Hello? There are people here? 139 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:39,458 Hello? 140 00:07:42,708 --> 00:07:45,666 Hello? There are people? Hello? 141 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:48,041 'How are you! What do you want to order... 142 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:50,208 foreigners who don't have I seen it before? 143 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:53,416 I want your Sarsaparilla the coldest and strongest. 144 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:55,416 One sarsaparilla coming! 145 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:58,791 Oh. 146 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,125 Here he is. 147 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:05,000 So say, traveler, why did you come here? 148 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:07,291 How are the roads? Do you bring children? 149 00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:10,333 I'm happy to tell you that now the Baudelaires are yours. 150 00:08:10,416 --> 00:08:12,916 - Is it true? That is easy. - Yours and other citizens. 151 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,541 I took them to the program guardianship based on this village proverb, 152 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:18,791 It Takes a Village. Good luck. 153 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:20,500 L'Heimlich! 154 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:24,125 I've always wanted orphan. 155 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:32,875 This morning I thought I was a keeper lonely singles bar. 156 00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:36,875 And now I have children's wealth, 157 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:39,875 or whatever it's called for a group of them. 158 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:45,458 OK, time to close. Need something else besides a receipt? 159 00:08:45,541 --> 00:08:47,416 No, I'm going back to town. 160 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:51,500 Thanks for the drinks refreshing but overpriced. 161 00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:53,708 Enjoy taking care of children cooperatively. 162 00:08:53,791 --> 00:08:57,541 My wife and I care Edgar and Albert themselves. 163 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,541 It took one trip to Kibbutz to realize... 164 00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:06,625 God bless. 165 00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:13,416 The Baudelaires are here. 166 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:16,416 They will be cared for all the residents of this village. 167 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,125 We heard. We are next to you, behind this dusty table. 168 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:21,041 You, bring the red herring. 169 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,416 You two, get some cloth to clean dust. 170 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:28,666 I don't want any dust entered the nose of the woman I love. 171 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:31,333 I like it when you talk my mucous membrane. 172 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:34,708 I'm not sure which I prefer, your membranes or mucus. 173 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:38,916 Oh, Esme, I'd give it my all that you don't have in town. 174 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,958 Honey, I'm very rich. I have everything I want. 175 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:45,916 And now I'm in a dusty bar with a group of actors. 176 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,625 I'm the luckiest woman. 177 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:57,208 This fish weighs as much as two kidnapped children. 178 00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:59,125 Definitely. 179 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:02,125 They just kept quiet. Should we add air holes? 180 00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:06,541 They're okay. Maybe just hoarse from continuing to scream. 181 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:08,458 But if Snicket is on our tail, 182 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,583 we have to hide them in an inconspicuous place. 183 00:10:11,666 --> 00:10:13,916 More inconspicuous than bright red fish statue? 184 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,791 I know the place. 185 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:19,625 While we're here, we don't can be recognized by the police. 186 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:21,500 Honey, it's your turn. 187 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:23,333 Costumes, Everyone! 188 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,625 Costume! 189 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:33,000 It's a small village full of ordinary people. 190 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:37,375 We have to mingle with people innocent, normal, honest, sincere, polite, 191 00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:39,791 simple, firm, honorable. 192 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,416 The Bonnet is overdone. 193 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:52,083 The Council of Elders convened this special meeting. 194 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:53,083 Hi darling. 195 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:54,833 We're glad you arrived. 196 00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:58,541 Go up to the pulpit to para Elder can see you. 197 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,208 - Hello, I'm Violet Baudelaire. - Shut up! 198 00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:05,375 Rule number 902 says no anyone can speak on the pulpit. 199 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:09,416 Baudelaires, we know your story. The tragic death of your parents. 200 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:12,458 The death of many of your guardians. 201 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:17,875 How do you guys keep being chased The evil Count steals your treasure. 202 00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:19,541 Your problems end here. 203 00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:23,375 We just made a new rule to solve your problem. 204 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:27,458 Rule number 9.833 states... 205 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:31,208 there must be no criminals in the village. 206 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,958 Finally you are safe. 207 00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:34,500 - I don't think it's... - Shut up! 208 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:35,916 - Count Olaf... - Shut up! 209 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:36,915 But... 210 00:11:36,916 --> 00:11:38,875 Silent, even for babies! 211 00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:41,458 Now, the next discussion. 212 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:44,750 When children get guardians, they have to do homework. 213 00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:47,458 We are all your guardians now. 214 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,875 Of course you will all our homework. 215 00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:52,333 For the whole village. 216 00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:55,750 Any question? 217 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,416 - Sorry, but... - Shut up! 218 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,333 For the fourth and fifth time. 219 00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:03,583 How many times must we say it about rule 902, hmm? 220 00:12:03,666 --> 00:12:07,666 We mean, what is there questions from villagers? 221 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:09,916 - Mrs. Morrow? - Thank You. 222 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,291 I accepted the program "It Takes a Village," 223 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:14,458 and someone else did my job. 224 00:12:14,541 --> 00:12:17,375 But they are involved kidnapping scandal, 225 00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:19,000 I don't want to exist problem in my village. 226 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:22,625 - That's not a question. - That's a statement. 227 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,333 - I I! - Plaid pants guy? 228 00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:26,208 Yes, I have a question. 229 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:28,666 Where will they live? 230 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,625 Maybe it takes a village to care for children, 231 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:34,958 but I don't want children noisy in my house. Correct? 232 00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:38,625 - Shut up! - No need to make a fuss. 233 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:43,750 They will stay with the handyman us, Hector. Isn't that right, Hector? 234 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,166 I... 235 00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,416 Hector? 236 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,583 I... 237 00:12:57,708 --> 00:12:58,708 I... 238 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:08,708 The Council of Elders considers Hector's fainting meant something 239 00:13:08,791 --> 00:13:12,541 Hector will feed, clothe and teach our rules, 240 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,833 so that they are not impudent like speaking at the pulpit. 241 00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:17,875 Isn't that right, Hector? 242 00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:22,291 You... 243 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:25,250 The board heard no objections. 244 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:30,166 Now, the next discussion, report from the police chief. 245 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:36,666 - Ciao. Hello. I'm here. - Esme Squalor. 246 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,333 If Esme is here, so is Olaf. And if Olaf were here... 247 00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:40,875 So do the Quagmires. 248 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:49,458 Greetings, VFD. My name is Officer Sabrina Pepper Anastasia Marigold. 249 00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:55,333 But just call me Officer Luciana, your new police chief. 250 00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:59,500 What's wrong with the old police chief? I like that guy. 251 00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:00,833 He had a sore throat. 252 00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:03,500 He accidentally swallowed a box of thumbtacks. 253 00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,125 We do not hire replacements. 254 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,208 The agency that sent me. 255 00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:12,083 VFD, I'll bring you guys protection and style. 256 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:18,083 Enjoy my amazing uniform while I provide heaps of justice. 257 00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,500 - We have to tell the Council... - Shut up! 258 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,375 We saw your lips move. 259 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:26,041 Whispering is also talking, and prohibited from speaking on the pulpit. 260 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:29,791 - Unless you're the police chief. - Unless you're the police chief. 261 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:35,708 And I will make sure the offenders do it rules punished harshly. 262 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:39,583 - That sounds perfect. - I like harsh punishment. 263 00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:45,083 In fact, I'll take care of it myself who even break small rules. 264 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,666 - Agree! - I like this police chief! 265 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:49,375 She is very beautiful. 266 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,666 I admire his abilities. 267 00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:53,708 Yes! 268 00:14:57,666 --> 00:15:01,750 Thank You. Very well. 269 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:05,500 As you can see, eyes everywhere. 270 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:07,750 And we're always watching. 271 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:12,666 Now, go! Good luck in the new house. 272 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,291 - How about now? - That's the problem of small villages. 273 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,333 After taking control of the police, there's nothing more that can be done. 274 00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:22,416 Destruction? 275 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,125 The Baudelaires will clean up this village. 276 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,458 Maybe we can make it so it's a little dirtier. 277 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,100 Orphan. 278 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:32,810 I like singing about orphans 279 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:36,890 Nothing rhymes with orphans 280 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,430 Except maybe the supply. 281 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,470 Oh, yeah, or ashes. 282 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:45,600 It's more like a half rhyme. 283 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:48,140 Play. 284 00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:51,220 Orphaned like a puffy cat, 285 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:54,770 I saw one and I want to hum 286 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:09,833 Welcome to the Fire Bar. 287 00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:14,000 I have expensive drinks which you have to pay in cash. 288 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:19,291 I'd like a glass of cold Justice... 289 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:23,500 with additional Plans Your Evil Ends Here. 290 00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,666 We're running out. 291 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:32,833 But I can pour you two loki Won't Take Me Alive. 292 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,875 - You haven't changed. - Thank You. 293 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,125 New hat? It makes your head looks strange. 294 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,291 My order is the same as his. 295 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:54,208 Who are you? Wait a minute. 296 00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:55,791 Glue smell. 297 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:58,541 Sparkling gazes from people who is with children. 298 00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,375 You're the librarian. 299 00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,458 That was a long time ago. 300 00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:05,375 It wasn't that long ago. Even just a few... 301 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,916 Your dance is over, Olaf. 302 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:09,083 Dance? 303 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:13,458 It's a phrase that means your plan failed. As Dante said... 304 00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:17,000 Dante never said that. 305 00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:39,166 - Where are the triplets? - I thought they were twins. 306 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,666 - Where are they? - There's only two of them, right? 307 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,916 One wrote poetry and one kept crying. 308 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,125 We shouldn't do this here. 309 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:47,625 Anyone over the age 18 years old can enter this bar. 310 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,458 - You know what this is? - Bracelet for justice. 311 00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:53,625 - It's on the tip of my tongue. - Time has run out. Handcuffs. 312 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,833 - Handcuffs! Who would have thought? - Gag him. 313 00:17:55,916 --> 00:17:58,250 That's not my color. I like bright colors. 314 00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:01,041 You don't deserve to wear it color that suits your pattern. 315 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,416 - Exciting, isn't it? - What? 316 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,458 Catch criminals. 317 00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:07,375 I have a question. Who is Dante? 318 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:10,750 Italian poet. 13th century. He wrote The Divine Comedy. 319 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:11,875 Oh. 320 00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:16,291 Sorry I passed out. 321 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,958 The Elders are very scary, they scare me. 322 00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:21,916 I'm glad you guys are staying with me. I've never been a guardian. 323 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,333 - Just tell me what you need. - Thank You. We need help. 324 00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,708 The police chief is her lover our friend's kidnapper. 325 00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:29,666 His evil gang is also there. 326 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,875 Are you guys saying this for make my day even scarier? 327 00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:35,208 - Are you going to pass out again? - No. I'm ready to run. 328 00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:38,916 We have to run in various directions and didn't stop until far away. 329 00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:41,041 We came looking for our friend. 330 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:44,958 - We believe they are close. - Our clue is the letters VFD. 331 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,447 We don't know what it stands for. 332 00:18:46,448 --> 00:18:48,240 Village of Fowl Devotees. (Village of poultry worshipers) 333 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,583 That stands for VFD. 334 00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:51,916 - Poultry means bird. - Murder! (murder) Sorry. 335 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,958 That's the word I was looking for earlier. Murder is a group of crows. 336 00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:57,291 There are not only crows in this village. There's also a secret. 337 00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,583 - It's related to Olaf. - And our friend. 338 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,000 I don't understand what you mean. 339 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:06,083 Explain on the way to my house. As far as the crow flies. 340 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,458 You mean "as far as the crow flies," 341 00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,541 meaning the shortest distance between two points. 342 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:12,083 No, literally, as the crow flies. 343 00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:18,910 Visit a Trusted SBOBET Agent BCABOLA.COM 344 00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:37,541 Awesome! That's the word means to show admiration. 345 00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:40,750 Every morning, the crows perched in the village square. 346 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,083 Every afternoon, they move to the Nevermore tree... 347 00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:44,166 in the yard of our new house. 348 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,083 Come on. Tell your story on the way there. 349 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:49,833 - Long story. - That's okay. The distance is far. 350 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,000 I'm sorry I cried, but... it's a very sad story. 351 00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,666 I'm sure you haven't half done. 352 00:19:56,750 --> 00:20:00,000 We won't be finished before Quagmires survives and escapes from Olaf. 353 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,583 If only there was a way to do it I can help. 354 00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:05,208 You can explain to the Council of Elders, Olaf must be in this village. 355 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,083 I mean how to help which isn't scary. 356 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,666 - We will be with you. - The board knows you. 357 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,291 They will believe you if you tell them. 358 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:13,791 It doesn't matter whether they know me. 359 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,958 They knew my mother and they don't believe it. 360 00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:18,333 Now I live alone on the outskirts of the village. 361 00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:19,500 What happened to your mother? 362 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,875 Too painful. I can't talk about it. 363 00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:29,625 Excuse me. I want to help, 364 00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:32,666 but this place has a lot of rules, I don't know where to start. 365 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,750 You have to save there are many secrets in this village. 366 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,416 Come here, let me show you. 367 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,958 - How? Isn't she beautiful? - What's that? 368 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,208 - This is a ticket to leave the village. - But what is it? 369 00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:14,833 Self-supporting hot air mobile home. 370 00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:19,125 - Self-supporting heated mobile home. - Self-supporting heated mobile home. 371 00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:20,375 Like a hot air balloon? 372 00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:23,083 The idea is the same, but every basket is its own space. 373 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,458 It's like a floating house. 374 00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:27,333 Or later, after I tested the machine again. 375 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,625 You created it? 376 00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:30,458 Regulation number 67 states... 377 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:33,250 residents are not allowed to use it or making mechanical devices. 378 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,208 The Council of Elders told me to destroy our discovery materials, 379 00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:37,291 but I brought it here. 380 00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:38,958 I work on this tool since then. 381 00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:40,958 I filled the basket with all necessities. 382 00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:42,125 What is a library? 383 00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:47,083 Rule number 108 ban all books, 384 00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,291 except boring books entitled The Littlest Elf, 385 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,000 and of course, the VFD rulebook. 386 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:53,333 The council told me to burn it, but I hide it here 387 00:21:53,416 --> 00:21:54,541 so that I have reading material. 388 00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:57,541 And I packed a lot of food. 389 00:21:57,542 --> 00:21:58,620 Jicama? 390 00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:01,708 My sister means she likes food nice crunchy bite. 391 00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:05,041 Rule number 8.675 clearly states... 392 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,333 residents are not allowed to use it his mouth for entertainment. 393 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,791 But I like crunchy food too. I have a basket of Mexican radishes. 394 00:22:11,792 --> 00:22:12,992 Hooray! 395 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,500 You're very brave against the Council of Elders. 396 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:17,083 Only behind closed doors. 397 00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:19,333 When in front of them, I can only faint, 398 00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:21,708 that's why I have to go from here, it's too scary. 399 00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:23,583 Plus, fainting is not good for my back. 400 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:29,750 Maybe you guys can come with me. This is enough for 4 or even 6 people. 401 00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:32,458 The machine is self-supporting. Can last 100 years. 402 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,833 Once we get on, we... no need to go down again. 403 00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:43,791 There are no rules and VFDs. We can stay on top forever. 404 00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:45,125 Forever? 405 00:22:45,126 --> 00:22:47,041 You don't want to leave your sad and long story? 406 00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:48,416 This is an amazing creation. 407 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,708 Maybe after us save our friend. 408 00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:53,750 - And when Olaf was imprisoned. - Who knows when that will happen. 409 00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:59,041 Trapped. Caught like mouse trap. 410 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:01,375 I can't sleep. 411 00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:05,083 This dark wall narrows. 412 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,875 I call you, prison cell spirit, save me. 413 00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:11,375 Save me! 414 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:17,208 How long has this been? Days become months. 415 00:23:17,291 --> 00:23:19,375 It's only been 8 minutes. Would you like some tea? 416 00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:22,166 No, thank you. You always make it too bitter. 417 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,291 I thought this prison had luxury cells. 418 00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:26,916 - It's a luxury cell. - That's bad news. 419 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,291 Want more bad news? You'll confess eventually. 420 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,416 Because they were offered tea? 421 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,833 You've been trying that for years. That never works. 422 00:23:32,916 --> 00:23:35,166 You will tell us where is Quagmires located. 423 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:37,416 We waited for the police chief to return. 424 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,166 - Is it true? - Correct. 425 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,208 He will hand you over to the authorities, 426 00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:45,625 and you'll be stuck in it for a long time cells like this or worse. 427 00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:46,708 Do you want to know the reason? 428 00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:48,833 Is this your time? giving a speech about... 429 00:23:48,916 --> 00:23:51,875 Because we represent true human traditions, 430 00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:56,041 best chance of extinguishing chaos and cruelty. 431 00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:59,333 We may have lost. But we will not disappear. 432 00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:03,000 Not as long as there are good people and smart to carry it on. 433 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:11,791 Do you still believe that? 434 00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:19,916 Yes, right. Now, where are the kids? 435 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,083 - Is he talking? - About himself. 436 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,958 - He kept quiet about Quagmire. - I want to find them. 437 00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:32,416 We know they're nearby here and still alive. 438 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,458 Olaf needs them to get a sapphire. 439 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:37,291 After handing it over to the police chief, we checked the whole village. 440 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:39,916 They must be scared. Baudelaires too. 441 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,625 We all learn to be brave the hard way, Olivia. 442 00:24:41,708 --> 00:24:44,000 I was scared when join VFD. 443 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,625 I was told that remembering a poem can help me. 444 00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:49,500 When my brothers and I arrived at VFD headquarters, 445 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:51,833 we learned how to shoot olives with bow and arrow. 446 00:24:51,916 --> 00:24:54,041 We learned how to dance waltz and watusi, 447 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,416 and how to determine... 448 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:58,291 is cheese fondue poisonous without tasting it. 449 00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:01,458 But we were there voluntarily. We are volunteers. 450 00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:09,958 - More tea? - Wait. Show me your tea leaves. 451 00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:12,166 Are you reading fate now? 452 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:14,333 I'm a librarian. I read a lot of things. 453 00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:15,583 And what do my tea leaves say? 454 00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:18,791 That you are a brave man with an official taxi driver's license... 455 00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:20,708 and a collection of books in the trunk. 456 00:25:20,791 --> 00:25:22,500 - Is that enough? - I think so. 457 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:25,125 He said our enemy will soon be defeated. 458 00:25:25,208 --> 00:25:29,458 - So what? Marry? Child? - Only if we save them. 459 00:25:29,541 --> 00:25:33,000 And one day, if they are ready to join, what's the poem? 460 00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:35,833 What did you memorize when you went to VFD headquarters? 461 00:25:38,791 --> 00:25:41,291 "You will be a volunteer, while going out in secret." 462 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,875 "So don't scream when we brought you..." 463 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,416 "It's a quiet world out here." 464 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:49,166 Poetry? You guys use every way to torture me. 465 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:51,458 You take care of the gas station. I take care of the church. 466 00:25:51,541 --> 00:25:52,750 Those kids will be busy clean it, 467 00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:55,458 until you don't have time ruin the boss's plans. 468 00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:56,958 What about the fountain? 469 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:01,208 I think that's enough. 470 00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:06,333 It's been a long time since there were people who made us breakfast. 471 00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:07,458 Hector is right. 472 00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:10,458 Huevos Rancheros tasted delicious even in desperate situations. 473 00:26:10,541 --> 00:26:11,833 But it doesn't help our situation. 474 00:26:11,916 --> 00:26:13,541 We don't know where the Quagmires are. 475 00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:16,375 Searching in penthouses is already difficult. Now there are entire villages. 476 00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:17,416 We have to keep trying. 477 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,291 It's unlikely there will be anyway clues fall into our laps. 478 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:27,625 What's this? 479 00:26:27,708 --> 00:26:29,625 - Poetry. - This is a poetry stanza. 480 00:26:29,708 --> 00:26:30,708 Isadora? 481 00:26:30,791 --> 00:26:33,333 “Because of the sapphires, we are locked up here. You can end our sobbing." 482 00:26:33,416 --> 00:26:36,333 "Routinely until dawn we remain silent. Minimal words from the gloomy beak." 483 00:26:37,791 --> 00:26:39,666 You guys look surprised. What did I miss? 484 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:41,375 Message from our friend. 485 00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:44,791 Maybe there's something other than crows in there Nevermore tree. Sunny, wait here. 486 00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:51,166 - Isadora! - Duncan! 487 00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:52,833 - Isadora! - Duncan! 488 00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:54,791 Quagmires. 489 00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:58,833 There are many expressions for describing someone... 490 00:26:58,916 --> 00:27:00,833 who will do something wrong. 491 00:27:00,916 --> 00:27:02,458 "Making a mistake" is one of them. 492 00:27:02,541 --> 00:27:05,375 "Messed up" too, even if it's a little harsh. 493 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:06,958 "Trying to save Lemony Snicket 494 00:27:07,041 --> 00:27:10,416 by writing letters to members Congress instead of digging tunnels." 495 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,666 is the third expression, even if that's too specific. 496 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:17,416 But there is one expression that... according to Baudelaire's situation, 497 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:21,750 and so did the group of crows leaving for morning migration... 498 00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:30,875 The Baudelaires realized that they were "barking up the wrong tree." 499 00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:33,958 - There's nothing above. - Anything and anyone. 500 00:27:34,041 --> 00:27:36,708 It was morning migration as usual. What do you think? 501 00:27:36,791 --> 00:27:39,791 I didn't expect anything. Just hope. 502 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,000 Homing pigeon. 503 00:27:41,083 --> 00:27:43,291 Homing pigeons are birds who carries the message... 504 00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:45,208 based on patterns their regular migration. 505 00:27:45,291 --> 00:27:48,708 Not the Quagmires that are in Nevermore tree, but the message. 506 00:27:48,791 --> 00:27:50,333 Maybe the message was sent with postal crows. 507 00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:53,250 That's what Isadora meant "Less words from the grim beak." 508 00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:54,166 Crows can't talk. 509 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:55,708 But maybe they can tells us the location of Quagmires. 510 00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:58,500 Every morning, a group of crows flies up to the VFD to roost. 511 00:27:58,583 --> 00:28:01,375 We can look for them. We need a reason to check the village. 512 00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:04,708 Are you ready to do it? tasks for the whole village? 513 00:28:06,833 --> 00:28:11,250 The Council of Elders is waiting for you. 514 00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:14,541 I'll prune the bushes and thinking about my mother. 515 00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,000 See you at dinner. 516 00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:19,791 - Good. - There you guys are. 517 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:22,791 Someone made a mess the whole village. 518 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:26,083 Throwing away toilet paper at the gas station, throwing eggs at the church, 519 00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:28,958 and scared our donkeys. Now he needs to take a shower. 520 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,291 We don't know who did it, 521 00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:34,833 even though eyewitnesses saw it 2 white faced women, bald man, 522 00:28:34,916 --> 00:28:39,625 the hook-handed man, and the one who unclear gender near crime scene. 523 00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:42,583 - But we know who the cleaner is. - You guys. 524 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,416 If we look for Quagmires while we clean... 525 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,750 Then this task is useful. 526 00:28:53,708 --> 00:28:57,541 All over the world, people believe that homework is definitely useful, 527 00:28:57,625 --> 00:29:01,291 like they believe that apples are as delicious as cake, 528 00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:04,333 or television is a form important cultural arts. 529 00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:09,750 But even though the Baudelaires kept busy yourself with many tedious tasks 530 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:13,625 when daylight begins, they still can't find his friend. 531 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:15,250 We still haven't found our friend. 532 00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:17,333 Maybe we can narrow it down our search. 533 00:29:17,416 --> 00:29:19,708 Olaf must have hidden them in a place where no one goes. 534 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:23,500 After you finish bathing him, go to the Fire Bar. 535 00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:26,416 The place has been closed for years because of rule number 18, 536 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:29,833 which prohibits pouring and Serving Sarsaparilla. 537 00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:33,416 Nobody ever came in. So the place needs cleaning. 538 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,416 We will implement it immediately. 539 00:29:36,417 --> 00:29:41,417 Visit a Trusted SBOBET Agent BCABOLA.COM 540 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:44,083 - Duncan? - Isadora? 541 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:46,833 There are fire poles. 542 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,000 Quagmires? 543 00:29:55,416 --> 00:29:56,625 Red herring. 544 00:29:57,416 --> 00:29:59,208 - Duncan! - Isadora! 545 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,833 They didn't answer. 546 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,125 Grab the fin and pull. 547 00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:06,833 It's empty. 548 00:30:06,834 --> 00:30:07,834 Too bad. 549 00:30:08,166 --> 00:30:09,833 There's something scrawled here. 550 00:30:10,666 --> 00:30:12,041 "DQ plus VB"? 551 00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,208 Duncan must have been here. 552 00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:17,250 Where are they going? Why don't we see Olaf? 553 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,708 - What happened? - Count Olaf was caught. 554 00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:27,500 - What did he say? - He said, "Olaf was caught." 555 00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:29,958 - What did you say? - He said, "Olaf was caught." 556 00:30:30,041 --> 00:30:32,333 - Mr. Poe, what are you doing here? - I ran with this crowd. 557 00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:33,500 Come here quickly, Baudelaires. 558 00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:35,125 I just heard the news. 559 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,708 Olaf, the famous criminal who I just heard yesterday, 560 00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:39,333 finally caught at the bar. 561 00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:40,666 Do you think that's true? 562 00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:43,375 Hopefully so. Council of Elders hold a special meeting 563 00:30:43,458 --> 00:30:44,916 which always makes me nervous. 564 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,458 Shut up, Everyone. 565 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:51,375 We will answer your questions, starting with our banker guest. 566 00:30:54,416 --> 00:30:55,791 Council of Elders, 567 00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:59,041 I returned to this village after arriving briefly in the city 568 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:01,166 after seeing off the Baudelaires yesterday. 569 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,458 When I heard Count Olaf been caught, 570 00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:06,708 I feel like I've done my job my civil and financial... 571 00:31:06,791 --> 00:31:08,708 to come and see it with my own two ears. 572 00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:10,291 Could that be true? 573 00:31:10,375 --> 00:31:13,958 What a long nightmare I'm facing The Baudelaires' long nightmare is over? 574 00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:16,875 That's right. Olaf hides in this village in disguise. 575 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:21,333 Luckily, there was a handsome foreign man who claimed to be an investigating agent 576 00:31:21,416 --> 00:31:23,625 arrived yesterday and caught him. 577 00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:25,750 He was being handcuffed outside. 578 00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:27,375 Olaf. Not that handsome guy. 579 00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:31,125 - He's obviously very charming. - That handsome guy, not Olaf. 580 00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:33,958 His female companion is also great. 581 00:31:34,041 --> 00:31:35,500 Can you convey our thanks? 582 00:31:35,583 --> 00:31:37,958 You can say it yourself. He's here. 583 00:31:41,958 --> 00:31:47,333 Greetings, All cool cats. I'm famous and... 584 00:31:49,291 --> 00:31:52,375 ..cool, Detective Dupin. 585 00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:00,970 I was at the scene if you understand. 586 00:32:01,060 --> 00:32:05,350 And I saw Count Olaf, and none of it rhymes 587 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:11,520 And I caught him and I made it fly... 588 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,640 to prison. 589 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,470 And also. 590 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,680 Making rhymes is difficult. 591 00:32:18,930 --> 00:32:20,140 Yes. 592 00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:22,083 Okay. 593 00:32:22,583 --> 00:32:25,125 That sounds very convincing. 594 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:27,125 That's Count Olaf. 595 00:32:27,791 --> 00:32:30,708 I think your eyes are short-sighted, Four-eyed kitten. 596 00:32:30,791 --> 00:32:32,916 You guys are wrong. 597 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,375 He was the one who captured Count Olaf. 598 00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:39,791 Officer Luciana, take the prisoner. 599 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:43,833 Yes, yes, darling. Let's enliven this party. 600 00:32:44,416 --> 00:32:46,750 - Go, Prisoner. - I prefer to be called a "volunteer." 601 00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:50,666 I prefer to be called Donatella Violetta Cappuccino Milano. 602 00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:53,000 But you can call me Officer Luciana. 603 00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:57,000 - That's not Olaf. - Don't talk on the podium! 604 00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:58,250 We're not in the pulpit. 605 00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:00,000 Hector, control them. 606 00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:06,916 As a resident of this village, we have the right to speak. 607 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,041 This man is not Count Olaf. But that guy. 608 00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:12,791 Why should we believe you isn't our police chief? 609 00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:16,958 - Because you don't know Count Olaf. - That's right. I don't know Count Olaf. 610 00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:19,666 I read it once in the newspaper. What is included? 611 00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:22,666 Do not worry. I've been in worse situation than this. 612 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:24,583 Shut up. 613 00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:26,916 The kids are right. We don't know Olaf. 614 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,416 Maybe I can help. 615 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:33,708 I realized by speaking at the pulpit means violating rule 902, 616 00:33:33,791 --> 00:33:36,083 that's why I read it rule number 732, 617 00:33:36,166 --> 00:33:38,333 i.e. the guest banker may speak 618 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:40,458 during his role as a consultant. 619 00:33:40,541 --> 00:33:42,750 Do you know our rules? 620 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:47,916 People say I have natural talent in bureaucracy. 621 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,666 Please, Mr. Poe. 622 00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:53,833 Ladies and gentlemen, 623 00:33:54,541 --> 00:33:57,041 as chief banker taking care of the Baudelaires, 624 00:33:57,125 --> 00:34:00,250 I once met Count Olaf countless times. 625 00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:02,250 At least 5 or 6 times. 626 00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:04,000 Olaf has one big eyebrow. 627 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:06,458 As you can see, this guy also has one big eyebrow. 628 00:34:06,541 --> 00:34:07,458 It's taped. 629 00:34:07,541 --> 00:34:09,958 Why did Olaf glue his own eyebrows? 630 00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:10,875 So true. 631 00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:13,625 Olaf also has an eye tattoo his left ankle. 632 00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:15,166 The tattoo. He definitely doesn't have any tattoos. 633 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:17,291 Sir, in the name of the law, 634 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:19,750 can you please show me the feet your left to the audience? 635 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:22,000 A little raunchy for a family event, but sure. 636 00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:28,583 As you can see, 637 00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:31,958 this man has one eyebrow, and has a tattoo on his leg... 638 00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:35,833 therefore he is clearly Olaf. 639 00:34:41,416 --> 00:34:43,541 Well done, Banker guy. 640 00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:47,083 Now after Count Olaf it's confirmed, 641 00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:50,000 let's start deciding the way punish this evil cat. 642 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:51,791 Who has any suggestions? 643 00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:54,291 No nuts allowed in the syrup ice cream. 644 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:56,583 Baudelaires, my name is Jacques Snicket. 645 00:34:56,666 --> 00:34:59,666 My partner and I are looking for Quagmires come here like you. 646 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:01,791 Although, obviously, we had problems. 647 00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:05,750 VFD already has a system strict punishment. 648 00:35:05,833 --> 00:35:09,166 According to rule number 2, who handles rule breakers, 649 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:11,958 Count Olaf will be taken to the village center 650 00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:15,541 and given a large fine but it makes sense. 651 00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:17,458 Is that your best punishment? 652 00:35:17,541 --> 00:35:19,916 - How do you know us? - How did he catch you? 653 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:20,958 To answer you, Violet, 654 00:35:21,041 --> 00:35:23,291 your family and my family been close for a long time. 655 00:35:23,375 --> 00:35:28,166 To answer you, Klaus, Olaf and I have history. 656 00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:29,916 Why do you have the same eye tattoo? 657 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,583 Those aren't eyes. Take a closer look. 658 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:35,041 It's three letters. 659 00:35:35,791 --> 00:35:36,833 "VFD." 660 00:35:36,916 --> 00:35:40,166 House arrest! And he has to use it that itchy thing on the ankle. 661 00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:43,541 Getting closer, Fancy pants. Let's get closer. 662 00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:46,041 Once I'm free and Quagmires be safe, we will take you... 663 00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:48,291 We burn him at the stake. 664 00:35:51,666 --> 00:35:54,083 - Oh, fantastic idea! - Extraordinary! 665 00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:56,666 A little unethical but interesting. 666 00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:59,666 Listen, I think I need help. 667 00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:02,500 - Have you ever broken into prison? - How difficult is it? 668 00:36:02,583 --> 00:36:03,625 That's just enthusiasm. 669 00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:08,125 It's decided. Olaf will burned tomorrow after breakfast. 670 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:10,375 I recommend whole wheat oatmeal. 671 00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:11,958 The meeting was postponed. 672 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,041 Yes. 673 00:36:19,791 --> 00:36:21,166 Go, Prisoner. 674 00:36:23,208 --> 00:36:24,375 I'm counting on you, Volunteers. 675 00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:30,166 Baudelaires, I'm sure This person is your responsibility. 676 00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:38,708 Thank you for bringing me home. Now we can go. 677 00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:41,875 The council will burn Olaf, and he only broke one rule. 678 00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:44,041 Imagine if they knew about this barn. 679 00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:45,541 We won't go, and that person is not Olaf. 680 00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:47,875 The real Olaf is in disguise as Detective Dupin. 681 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:50,583 He works closely with the police chief, who is actually Esme Squalor, 682 00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:52,625 and they trapped the man because he is looking for Quagmires. 683 00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:53,666 You have to trust us. 684 00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:56,833 Of course I believe it. That's why we have to go. 685 00:36:56,916 --> 00:36:58,583 The situation becomes scary and complicated. 686 00:36:58,666 --> 00:37:01,291 The Council of Elders will burning Jacques Snicket. 687 00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:02,500 Are you going to let that happen? 688 00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:05,333 Nobody likes it if people innocent people were burned alive. 689 00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:06,666 Not everyone. 690 00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:08,500 But if we don't leave now, we could be the next target. 691 00:37:08,583 --> 00:37:10,291 But, Hector, you can't go. 692 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:12,541 You said you haven't finished testing the machine. 693 00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:14,666 What if power Is your engine conduction low? 694 00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:17,666 Low conductivity is the cause major flying machine failure. 695 00:37:18,291 --> 00:37:19,708 The machine is indeed noisy. 696 00:37:19,791 --> 00:37:22,500 Look? You don't want to be in air with a disabled engine. 697 00:37:22,583 --> 00:37:24,875 - It won't be safe. - Or self-help. 698 00:37:24,958 --> 00:37:27,583 Burning is also not safe, but what are my options? 699 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:31,333 - Let my brother fix it. - If you wait for us. 700 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,708 - Are you ready? - If you are willing. 701 00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:36,166 - What if you can't? - He can always improve. 702 00:37:42,125 --> 00:37:45,583 This is your problem. You need 12-gauge solid wire. 703 00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:47,666 This is fiber 14. 704 00:37:47,750 --> 00:37:50,541 I need a cord cutter, banana plug and small oil can. 705 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:55,708 Is this enough? 706 00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:11,666 I need your biggest wrench. 707 00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:26,750 Now we have to help Jacques. I need all your ingredients. 708 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:28,500 I need prison blueprints. 709 00:38:28,583 --> 00:38:32,375 My materials and dungeon blueprints? 710 00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:34,541 What are your plans? break into prison? 711 00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:39,625 Oh no. No, no, no. 712 00:38:43,416 --> 00:38:45,625 I'd like to offer you tea, but all of them are sweet and fruity. 713 00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:49,083 It does not include tea, and your plan is just as lame. 714 00:38:49,166 --> 00:38:51,250 What an arrogant person in this luxury cell. 715 00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:53,250 What happened to handed me over to the police 716 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,125 and imprisoned me for long time? 717 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:57,416 I didn't expect that your lover... 718 00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:01,500 - as cunning and evil as you. - You never approved of my romance. 719 00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:04,708 I want the best for you those I respect and admire. 720 00:39:04,791 --> 00:39:06,500 That includes you, Olaf. 721 00:39:06,583 --> 00:39:08,583 You have a sharp mind and acting talent. 722 00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:11,416 When the bar is across there still a fire station, 723 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,583 you and I write noble service in the book. 724 00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:16,208 I'm sick of books, Snicket. 725 00:39:16,291 --> 00:39:19,791 The world is dark and ugly. You know what shines on it? 726 00:39:19,875 --> 00:39:20,791 Sapphire. 727 00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:23,458 - You're better than that. - You sound like Beatrice. 728 00:39:23,541 --> 00:39:26,500 He's right. If you change your ethical priorities... 729 00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:29,583 You can help improve the world not fill it with smoke. 730 00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:34,708 Olaf, let's do good together. What do you think? 731 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:39,250 What do I think? 732 00:39:49,291 --> 00:39:52,458 Orphan. Just bring problem. Right, right? 733 00:39:52,541 --> 00:39:53,666 No, not true. 734 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:56,333 What have you ever done? them for you? 735 00:39:56,416 --> 00:39:57,500 Before you get involved, 736 00:39:57,583 --> 00:40:01,791 I'm sure you have a future. Now look at you. 737 00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:05,750 - Is that a corset? - Yes. 738 00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:09,000 Look at me, part of noble and heroic organization, 739 00:40:09,083 --> 00:40:11,000 finally use my agility talent... 740 00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:12,708 and exercises in library science 741 00:40:12,791 --> 00:40:14,500 for his destined purpose. 742 00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:18,958 Are you all always talking bullshit when scared? 743 00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:20,458 - I am not afraid. - You should be afraid. 744 00:40:20,541 --> 00:40:22,458 Do you think your lover will help you? 745 00:40:22,541 --> 00:40:25,125 I think I'll help him. 746 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:29,833 Seriously. Your lover will be burned tomorrow morning. 747 00:40:29,916 --> 00:40:31,833 Sorry if I haven't been clear enough. 748 00:40:31,916 --> 00:40:34,125 Not if you open this cell and let us go. 749 00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:36,875 - Why did I do it? - Because I'm a librarian. 750 00:40:36,958 --> 00:40:38,916 Oh. 751 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,750 Don't you know? Librarians know how to look for things. 752 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:48,375 - What kind of thing? - Missing objects. 753 00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:50,666 - Stolen objects? - That's right, Esme. 754 00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:53,625 If you let go of Jacques and me, 755 00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:56,875 I'll give you the location the sugar bowl. 756 00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:03,541 I thought having prisoners would be fun. But this like having pets or in-laws. 757 00:41:03,625 --> 00:41:05,750 You have to lock him up, then feed him. 758 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:09,166 Darling. Forget Snickets and the Baudelaires. 759 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:10,500 You've worked hard. 760 00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:15,375 Let's stay here for a while. I want to dance. 761 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,750 - Last night you didn't want to. - I have a headache. 762 00:41:18,833 --> 00:41:20,875 Now what do you want to dance? 763 00:41:20,958 --> 00:41:25,791 Waltz? Watusi? Horizontal tango? 764 00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:31,125 I'm practicing my line dancing. 765 00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:35,875 Line dancing? Line dance. 766 00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:37,125 Oh. 767 00:41:37,708 --> 00:41:38,916 Show me. 768 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,041 Okay. Hand over here. 769 00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:42,541 This hand is over here. 770 00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:47,666 Where's the cell key? 771 00:41:57,541 --> 00:41:59,291 What have you done? 772 00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:01,500 Sorry, that's all I can think about it. 773 00:42:01,583 --> 00:42:02,541 You did right. 774 00:42:02,625 --> 00:42:04,416 Take the sugar bowl before them. 775 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:06,250 You should look for our field agent. 776 00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:09,416 He knew the location and had to do what. He knows everything. 777 00:42:10,166 --> 00:42:12,875 He is greater than he seems. Take my taxi. 778 00:42:12,958 --> 00:42:15,250 - How about you? - Someone must protect the children. 779 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:17,875 Take care of that sugar bowl. We will meet soon. 780 00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:20,208 - Promise you'll save them. - I promise. 781 00:42:20,291 --> 00:42:22,666 - Promise you will take care of yourself. - Of course. 782 00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,750 Promise we will meet again. 783 00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:32,833 This story is not over yet. 784 00:42:47,708 --> 00:42:52,208 Actually, this story ends tonight. 785 00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:54,000 We will see later. 786 00:43:00,375 --> 00:43:02,208 Haven't we already do this many times? 787 00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:05,958 Heroes, villains, dusty bar. 788 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:08,833 There are always new surprises. 789 00:43:12,333 --> 00:43:15,916 Aren't you fed up with evil plan? Pseudonym? 790 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,625 Same routine over and over again? 791 00:43:18,708 --> 00:43:21,625 This could end tonight if you come with me in peace. 792 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:25,250 It's more fun if it's noisy. 793 00:43:29,666 --> 00:43:31,666 - Right on target. (bull's eye) - No, those are wild boar tusks. 794 00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:33,041 Don't try to flatter me, Snicket. 795 00:43:33,125 --> 00:43:36,166 I've had enough of you and your organization. 796 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:37,750 You don't always feel that way. 797 00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:40,666 You used to be one of us. You can come back again. 798 00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:44,291 I know what happened that night at the opera, and I regret it. 799 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:48,583 - Is it true? - Correct. 800 00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:54,333 Surrender yourself. I promise we don't I'm going to throw a book at you, old friend. 801 00:43:55,541 --> 00:43:57,541 I can't promise the same. 802 00:43:57,625 --> 00:43:58,750 It means? 803 00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:04,458 I said, I can't promise... 804 00:44:07,583 --> 00:44:08,708 the same. 805 00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:14,583 The old men were right. Books are dangerous. 806 00:44:14,666 --> 00:44:16,083 A heavy one, at least. 807 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:22,500 Oh, look at this. Crowbar in a crow bar. 808 00:44:25,625 --> 00:44:29,375 It's either you or me, my friend. 809 00:44:39,833 --> 00:44:42,958 There is a word to mention a large group of crows. 810 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,541 That's not a pretty word. 811 00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:49,000 Full of grief and sadness. 812 00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:00,958 A group of crows is called murder. (murder) 813 00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:06,625 That's the word that will get me forever thinking about that morning... 814 00:45:06,708 --> 00:45:08,833 in a village of poultry devotees. 815 00:45:11,416 --> 00:45:15,500 The morning was so sad, which I wish it could be I crossed it off Snicket's calendar forever. 816 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:19,916 According to the blueprint, period the weakest wall is here. 817 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,000 Good luck. 818 00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:40,291 - Count Olaf is murdered! - What did you say? 819 00:45:40,375 --> 00:45:42,458 He said, "Count Olaf was murdered!" 820 00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:44,625 What do they say? 821 00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:46,833 They said, 822 00:45:46,916 --> 00:45:52,458 "Count Olaf was murdered." 823 00:45:52,459 --> 00:45:57,459 Visit a Trusted SBOBET Agent BCABOLA.COM 824 00:45:58,460 --> 00:46:02,460 Translated by atonym.